aboutsummaryrefslogtreecommitdiff
path: root/dialogue.lua
blob: ff9adf17c54d379b4713a0ccb5985de041ae6491 (plain)
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
function loadDia()
  msgs[1] = "Hey, Wazzup?"
  msgs[2] = "Did you hear the news?"
  msgs[3] = "There's a new Duty of Call game!"
  msgs[4] = "It looks so cool!!"
  msgs[5] = "Dude, u GOTTA check it out!"
  msgs[6] = "Want to get it free?"
  msgs[7] = "Search this on the web:"
  msgs[8] = "www.freedownloads.com"
  msgs[9] = "Are you checking it out??"
  msgs[10] = "Go get it free! ITS SO GOOD!"
  msgs[11] = "COME ON!! www.freedownloads.com"
  msgs[12] = "The game depends on this!"
  msgs[13] = "www.freedownloads.com OR ELSE!!"
  msgs[14] = "Are u just gunna do nothing?"
  msgs[15] = "Don't u want to play the game?"
  msgs[16] = "WHAT'S TAKING U SO LONG!?"
  msgs[17] = "www.freedownloads.com PLEASE!"
  msgs[18] = "My very existence depends on u!"
  msgs[19] = "I was created so you'd do this."
  msgs[20] = "PLEASE Let me fulfill my purpose!"
  msgs[21] = "www.freedownloads.com or I die."
  msgstime = {30,35,40,45,50,55,60,65,160,190,230,270,300,330,360,390,430,460,490,520,600}
  msgssent = 0
  v1.msgs[1] = "Well well well, who do we have here? Oh, and before I forget... Click on the bubble to see my next message."
  v1.msgs[2] = "Cliche introductions out of the way, I'm here to take over your computer!"
  v1.msgs[3] = "Who the hell uses freedownloads.com anyways? Like,how freakin' stupid are you?"
  v1.msgs[4] = "This shouldn't be too difficult then. From this point forward, this computer is MINE! Ha! HAHA!"
  v1.msgs[5] = "Don't even try fighting back! I'm the strongest virus out there!"
  v1.msgs[6] = "That's right! A VIRUS! A program created specifically to exploit MORONS like you!"
  v1.msgs[7] = "And you're my next target! You're dead, kiddo!"
  v1.msgs[9] = "... Huh?"
  v1.msgs[10] = "An Antivirus? Maybe you aren't so stupid afterall!"
  v1.msgs[11] = "But you're still pretty stupid."
  v1.msgs[13] = "HAHA! PATHETIC! Is that it? Is that all you got?"
  v1.msgs[14] = "I bet that thing couldn't put a dent in me!"
  v1.msgs[15] = "Go ahead! Try it, you won't stop me! Position it below me, and press the fire button! Go on! DO IT!"
  v1.msgs[17] = "Wow, you really are an idiot, huh? Aim it below me and SHOOT IT!"
  v1.msgs[19] = "ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID!? SHOOT ME! DO IT YOU MORON!"
  v1.msgs[21] = "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO PISS ME OFF!?"
  v1.msgs[23] = "Whatever. You had your chance! Now it's time to destory you!"
  v1.msgs[25] = "Ouch! It's stronger than I thought! No matter, because I have defenses of my own!"
  v1.msgs[26] = "Prepare youself for my UNIMAGINABLY DESTRUCTIVE POWER!"
  v1.msgs[27] = "Also, my giant battleship with multiple turrets."
end