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diff --git a/dialogue.lua b/dialogue.lua
index 75bcdf3..2ef2ee6 100644
--- a/dialogue.lua
+++ b/dialogue.lua
@@ -75,31 +75,33 @@ function loadDia()
v1.msgs[19] = "ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID!? SHOOT ME! DO IT YOU MORON!"
v1.msgs[21] = "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO PISS ME OFF!?"
if virus1Pissed == false then
- v1.msgs[23] = "Whatever. You had your chance! Now it's time to destory you!"
+ v1.msgs[23] = "WHATEVER!! Fuck you! You had your chance! Now it's time to destory you!"
else
- v1.msgs[23] = "I already played your little games last time, and I won't fall for it again!"
+ v1.msgs[23] = "I already played your little games last time, and I won't fall for it again, buttface!"
end
if virus1Lose == 0 then
- v1.msgs[25] = "Ouch! It's stronger than I thought! No matter, because I have defenses of my own!"
+ v1.msgs[25] = "OWWW! It's... stronger than I thought! But no match for me! Heh..."
elseif virus1Lose ~= 0 then
v1.msgs[25] = "I expected that. it hasn't changed since last time! Anyways, now for my part."
end
- v1.msgs[26] = "Prepare youself for my UNIMAGINABLY DESTRUCTIVE POWER!"
+ v1.msgs[26] = "My turn now! Prepare youself for my UNIMAGINABLY DESTRUCTIVE POWER!"
v1.msgs[27] = "Also, my giant battleship with multiple turrets."
if virus1Lose == 0 then
- v1.msgs[30] = "What do you think? I made it myself! It's made from the numerous computers I have DESTORYED!"
+ v1.msgs[30] = "What do you think? I made it myself from the numerous computers I have OBLITERATED!!!"
elseif virus1Lose == 1 then
v1.msgs[30] = "One nice benefit of you restarting everything is that I get my ship back! Ha!"
- elseif virus1Lose >= 2 then
- v1.msgs[30] = "Here's my ship again, I know you've already seen it."
+ elseif virus1Lose == 2 then
+ v1.msgs[30] = "Here's my ship again for the 3rd time."
+ elseif virus1Lose >= 3 then
+ v1.msgs[30] = "Here AGAIN is my ship for the " .. virus1Lose+1 .. "th time."
end
v1.msgs[31] = "You won't stand a chance against these lasers!"
v1.msgs[32] = "They don't actually harm you, they stall you. Leaving you helpless as I take over!"
v1.msgs[33] = "Green bullets drain your energy, red ones drop the window, yellow ones making it move on its own!"
v1.msgs[34] = "It'll take me exactly 5 minutes to take over! I'll put a timer on the bottom or something."
v1.msgs[35] = "Now, it's time to get wriggity wriggity rekt son!"
- v1.msgs[37] = "NO! MY SHIP! I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THAT! IT'LL TAKE WEEKS TO GET ALL THE PARTS AGAIN!"
- v1.msgs[39] = "I WILL STILL DESTROY YOU! I'll just have to do it the old fasioned way!"
+ v1.msgs[37] = "NO! MY SHIP! I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THAT! IT'LL TAKE AGES TO GET ALL THE PARTS AGAIN!"
+ v1.msgs[39] = "I WILL STILL DEMOLISH YOUR STUPID COMPUTER! I'll just have to do it the old fasioned way!"
if virus1Lose == 0 then
v1.msgs[41] = "AHH! WHAT!? NO!!!"
v1.msgs[42] = "UGH, HOW!? HOW DID YOU BEAT ME!?!? NOBODY IS STRONGER THAN ME!!!"
@@ -114,14 +116,18 @@ function loadDia()
v1.msgs[45] = "THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE! YOU CHEATED! YOU'RE A HACKER! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
end
v1.msgs[46] = "AAAH! MY FUCKING GOD IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO MUCH! JUST STOP IT! END IT ALREADY!"
- if virus1Lose <= 1 then
+ if virus1Lose == 0 then
v1.msgs[50] = "AAAAHAHAHAH! I WIN YET AGAIN! ANOTHER COMPUTER, DOMINATED BY ME!!! AAAAAHAHAHA!!!"
v1.msgs[51] = "I WIN! YOU LOSE! JUST LIKE IT'S MEANT TO BE! JUST LIKE IT ALWAYS WILL BE!"
v1.msgs[52] = "AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE, YOUR COMPUTER IS DESTROYED! HAHAHA!!!"
- elseif virus1Lose >= 2 then
+ elseif virus1Lose == 1 then
v1.msgs[50] = "Yaddah Yaddah Yaddah, I win... Blah blah blah, you lose."
v1.msgs[51] = "Seriously! I won, okay?! Stop reseting and being such a sore loser!"
v1.msgs[52] = "Just fuck off!"
+ elseif virus1Lose >= 2 then
+ v1.msgs[50] = "Yaddah Yaddah Yaddah, I win... Blah blah blah, you lose."
+ v1.msgs[51] = "Stop trying, OK!? I'm going to beat you every time! Don't you get it?"
+ v1.msgs[52] = "I'll ALWAYS crush you. Theres no point in EVER attepting to change that! Now, byee!"
end
v2.msgs[1] = "Surprise! How do ya do?"
v2.msgs[2] = "So let me tell you a story, yes? I was traversing the internet and I found somthin' neat!"